susiephone:

• “okay when did this place run out of regular cheez-its. i don’t want super spicy cheez-its or scrabble cheez-its, i just wanted REGULAR. CHEEZ-ITS.”
  
• being 100% willing to throw down for a 24-pack of bottled water
• every gas station near you is out of gas
• suddenly tapping into your ancestors’ survival instincts
• finding your inner gatherer at publix
• “humans…. animals… THE SAME….”
  
• every parking lot is a battlefield
• “uh professor if we’re evacuating do we still have to turn our paper in online”
  
• finding out which of your classmates are team “evacuate and gtfo before it hits” and which are team “stay home and have a hurricane party”
• hurricane parties even being a thing like seriously we are a garbage state
• the sheer dread and fear in cashiers’ eyes
• getting lots of baked goods, pop tarts, granola bars and chips because they don’t need to be refrigerated
• “i have literally never needed a cat carrier before but NOW EVERY FUCKING PET STORE IS OUT OF THEM?!”
  
• listening to your mom argue with your stepdad over whether you should stay behind to “defend the house” or leave like a sensible person
• “maybe if the hurricane hits us our math test will get cancelled”