stocking up for a hurricane

susiephone:

  • “okay when did this place run out of regular cheez-its. i don’t want super spicy cheez-its or scrabble cheez-its, i just wanted REGULAR. CHEEZ-ITS.”
  • being 100% willing to throw down for a 24-pack of bottled water
  • every gas station near you is out of gas
  • suddenly tapping into your ancestors’ survival instincts
  • finding your inner gatherer at publix
  • “humans…. animals… THE SAME….”
  • every parking lot is a battlefield
  • “uh professor if we’re evacuating do we still have to turn our paper in online”
  • finding out which of your classmates are team “evacuate and gtfo before it hits” and which are team “stay home and have a hurricane party”
  • hurricane parties even being a thing like seriously we are a garbage state
  • the sheer dread and fear in cashiers’ eyes
  • getting lots of baked goods, pop tarts, granola bars and chips because they don’t need to be refrigerated
  • “i have literally never needed a cat carrier before but NOW EVERY FUCKING PET STORE IS OUT OF THEM?!”
  • listening to your mom argue with your stepdad over whether you should stay behind to “defend the house” or leave like a sensible person
  • “maybe if the hurricane hits us our math test will get cancelled”
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